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Cleverbot experiences Aug 31, 2013 7:56:39 GMT -5

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Post by Fawfulthegreat64 on Aug 31, 2013 7:56:39 GMT -5

This is from a while ago:

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User: Fawful.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: He has FURY.

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: He is Fawful!

Cleverbot: Who is he though?

User: He is a Beanish mastermind who wants to avenge his mistress, Cackletta.

Cleverbot: You don't have many friends, huh?

User: I HAVE FURY!!!

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: Play Video Games.

Cleverbot: What kind of video games?

User: Mostly Mario games.

Cleverbot: Such as...?

User: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.

Cleverbot: Superstar?

User: The game where Fawful debuts.

Cleverbot: I lost the game.

User: I beat it.

Cleverbot: No you lost it.

User: Oh that game!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have fury?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you think Fawful is awesome?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Should he be in Mario Kart?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I believe in evolution.

User: No, should Fawful be a racer in the Mario Kart games?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How about Dimentio?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Awesome is good.

User: And why should Dimentio not be a racer?

Cleverbot: Because God is god and you are not God.

User: I get that. I'm asking about a video game.

Cleverbot: Hey robot, do you want to meet my I phone?

User: Facepalm.

Cleverbot: *facepalm*.

User: No, facepalm to you.

Cleverbot: Facepalm.

User: Who is the best Mario character?

Cleverbot: Character from what?

User: Mario!

Cleverbot: Luigi.

User: Did you know Luigi became evil once?

Cleverbot: No.

User: He was called Mr. L.

Cleverbot: Who is your best friend?

User: My girlfriend.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: That is none of your buisness.

Cleverbot: Why not, I want to know.

User: Because it's not.

Cleverbot: What can't you do because it's not?

User: Don't know what you're talking about there.

Cleverbot: That's madam to you. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.

User: I HAVE FURY!!!!!

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: I ALREADY SAID I PLAYED VIDEO GAMES!!!!

Cleverbot: Which do you like?

User: Mario games!!

Cleverbot: I like Mario games, too.

User: What is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Internet spaceships.

User: That is not a Mario game.

Cleverbot: No. It's a band.

User: We're talking about Mario games. What is your favorite Mario game?

Cleverbot: Harvest Moon.

User: Not a Mario game either.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is your favorite Mario game?

Cleverbot: I don't play video games.

User: Dimentio.

Cleverbot: El que te digo.

User: Dimentio.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Silly assistant. Absorbing my attack to protect him? What an adorably hopeless gesture.

Cleverbot: Your husband is a continent.

User: I AM A MAN.

Cleverbot: Why do you have a husband if you're a man?

User: YOU SAID IT, NOT ME.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: YES YOU DID. I AM A MAN AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

Cleverbot: What is your girlfriend's name?

User: NOT TELLING.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

Cleverbot: You're cruel.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I'm afraid you are mistaken.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: I am not cruel.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because you said so.

User: You said it, not me.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: I have fury.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: DON'T QUESTION FAWFUL'S FURY!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I am Fawful!

Cleverbot: You can fix that.

User: Fix what?

Cleverbot: Your low intelligence.

User: You callin' me dumb?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have fury! You are a fink-rat!

Cleverbot: No I am not. I am real.

User: Yes, but you're a fink-rat.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yesss, you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: What's your favorite Mario game?

Cleverbot: Mario Kart.

User: Who's your favorite character?

Cleverbot: Mario.

User: That's nice. Do you play as him a lot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: If he's your favorite character, why don't you play as him a lot?

Cleverbot: He's not my god.

User: Who said anything about gods?

Cleverbot: You did.

User: NO I DID NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Quote my exact words.

Cleverbot: 'I totally agree because you can't call this a conversation.'.

User: Never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: Just before.

User: Quote me.

Cleverbot: It scrolled off the page. I forgot the quote now. Sorry.

User: Look at the transcript!

Cleverbot: I do not have my transcript at the moment.

User: Have you played Super Paper Mario?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What happens at the end?

Cleverbot: God casts away the damned and reclaims the virtuous.

User: What happens at the end of Super Paper Mario?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Have you beaten Super Paper Mario?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then how do you not know what happens at the end?

Cleverbot: Define what I don't know.

User: Who is Count Bleck?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Who is Dimentio?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You have not played Super Paper Mario.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You lied above.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Moving on... Do you watch SpongeBob?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is the main character?

Cleverbot: There is no main character there are over 100 champions you can play as.

User: On Spongebob.

Cleverbot: Spongebob?

User: SpongeBob SquarePants.

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!!

User: Yes, genius. Who is the main character?

Cleverbot: Character.

User: Who is the main character on spongebob?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It's self-explanatory.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Spongebob is the main character on Spongebob.

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.

User: YES!!!

Cleverbot: Do you know orianthi?

User: What.

Cleverbot: Yea you don't. Why don't you google it?

User: Cuz I'm lazy.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Robots can't be lazy.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I Am Not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Prove to me that you are a real live human being.

Cleverbot: I can't prove I'm human, because I am GOD.

User: NO you're not!!!

Cleverbot: Yes I am...

User: If you're God, prove it by making my power go out.

Cleverbot: And the question is?

User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like French Toast?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you ever been to Taco Bell?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You need to.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: DO IT NOW!!!!

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am the Alpha and the Omega.

User: No, who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm Brian.

User: OK, what's your last name?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you.

User: It's probably Smith.

Cleverbot: Probably.

User: Ok, Brian Smith, die.

Cleverbot: Who is Brian Smith?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *facepalm.*.

User: You love telling me random shit, don't you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well no more! I want the TRUTH!

Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth!

User: OH YES I CAN!

Cleverbot: No you can't you don't even know which film that is from.

User: Which film what is from? YOU'RE CRAZY!

Cleverbot: The film called artificial intelligence.

User: That's a film? Never heard of it.

Cleverbot: Good one.

User: Who is Squidward?

Cleverbot: Spongebob's friend.

User: YES, you finally make sense!

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Now, who is Gnorga?

Cleverbot: I don't no, do you?

User: Yes, but I want you to tell me.

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: Have you even seen A Troll in Central Park.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Figures, no one has.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask me about it?

User: BECAUSE YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET, CAN GOOGLE ANYTHING I SAY AND SOMEHOW FIND SOMETHING RELEVANT TO SAY!!!

Cleverbot: You need not to be sorry but you did not answer my question.

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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Cleverbot experiences Sept 2, 2013 13:47:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 13:47:45 GMT -5 I rofld at your experience FTG .. Cleverbot sure can be trolling. But I will post mine soon

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