Post by Junker on Jul 14, 2015 16:13:47 GMT -5
WALUIGI CONQUEST: WAA REVOLUTION
CHAPTER 1
It was an average day in Toad Town. A green mustached toad sat gently on a rocking chair on his front porch. Then a young, blue spotted toad rushed out of the door.
“Daddy!” he yelled.
“Hey sport,” the old toad said, “Why don't you get us some fresh mushrooms from the market?”
The father handed his son several coins and sent him off to the market.
The toad arrived at the market and asked the clerk, “I'll have a mushroom, please.” And handed over the money.
He stuffed the mushroom that was bigger than his head in a bag and waddled towards his home.
But as he was returning, a long leg coated in dark gray overalls stepped out from a dark nearby alley. As his other leg had come out too, his full body was shown. He was at least seven feet tall, and wore mostly purple and gray. His limbs were as thin as sticks and his mustache looked like the one an old western highwayman.
He glared down at the kid with his teeth shining and cried out, “Waa!”
The young toad dropped the mushroom and instantly recognized the plumber.
“Purple Wario?!” he cried, “What are you doing here?!”
“WHAAA?” the man screamed, infuriated, “What do you mean you don't recognize the great and powerful Waluigi?!”
“... don't you mean Luigi?”
Waluigi grated his teeth in frustration and leaned down towards the kid. “Look kid, do I look anything like that fatso Wario?”
Before the toad could answer, Waluigi pointed at his face, “No, I don't. Now step aside... it's Waluigi Time...”
He rose his foot and buried the child into concrete with merely 3 stomps. Waluigi flopped his legs around as he set off to Peach's Castle.
Meanwhile...
Bowser, King of all Koopas and the usurper king of a volcanic region, sat upon his abnormally large throne with his hand to his chin. At least forty koopatrols were along the path guarding him, lava flowed through rivers all over, all the doors were locked, the security was unbreachable.
“Bwahahaha!” Bowser exclaimed, “This is the best castle design yet! That overweight joke of a hero isn't going to whip past us so easily now! It'll cost him so many lives he'll give up trying on the first world! Speaking of lives, how's that Item Block Removal Program working out?”
“Nicely, sir,” a nearby Koopatrol said, “We successfully rummaged through all item blocks in worlds one through five. The contents have been delivered by our aerial division to the storage room in this here castle, which is under heavy guard. Without a doubt, Mario won't be getting past our security systems so easily this time around.”
“Good to hear,” Bowser laughed with extreme pride, “Nothing else is standing in our way currently, correct?”
“Not that we know of, but Mario and the gang always have some tricks up their sleeves. Don't get cocky because Mario might have some new powers that will take us out before we know it or some new friends that help him beat you... again. Remember the last time you got so proud of yourself, th-”
“Shut up,” Bowser griped, “I'll boil the next person who reminds me of that time. Now go load the troops in the airship so we can steal Princess Peach.”
“Affirmative.”
The Koopatrol shot off to alarm Bowser's minions.
“This time, my plan is truly unstoppable. Nothing and ruin it. Not even Mario...”
Several hours later, the airships returned to Bowser's Castle. Before Bowser asked, a Koopatrol scurried towards Bowser.
“S-sir!” a Koopatrol panicked, “Th-th-the the uh the Pr-p-pri-princ-”
“Get on with it!” Bowser roared with frustration.
“THE PRINCESS IS GONE!”
Bowser went silent for a few moments, gaping. “Wh-what do you mean she's gone?!”
“We checked all over Toad Town! No sign! Just toads, and Mario wiped a few of our men out!”
“STUPID tricks! Stupid, stupid, stupid! No matter how ingenious my plans are, SOMETHING just HAS to come along and crush my hopes, and every remaining shard that came out of it! Usually Mario simply weasels his way through a hole in my... er, previous plans... but this? This is just flat out cheap! Who's the wise guy behind this anyway?!”
Bowser sat on his throne as his soldiers cowered and panicked silently throughout the castle, unaware of what punishment Bowser would be handing out. As Bowser thought on his throne a brown, patched bag about the size of an adult human fell onto his lap. Bowser looked behind his shoulder and past his throne, and then he was met face to face with large, shiny teeth.
Bowser jumped back in surprise, and there was Waluigi standing behind this throne. Bowser leaned over and grabbed the bag, peeking in and inside was Princess Peach.
“What the...” Bowser speechlessly said, “How did you... what did you...”
Waluigi simply stated, “Waluigi time is coming soon,” and darted off to the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser scratched his head... why would Waluigi, somebody he rarely contacts, just hand over Princess Peach to him? Knowing who Waluigi is, it's probably not to help Bowser... or anybody... except himself...
CHAPTER 2
Mario sat on a rocking chair in his front porch, napping with his cap covering his eyes, when a toad rushed up to him and tugged his overalls.
“P-princess Peach is g-gone!” he cried out.
“Not again...” Mario groaned, “Oh well, this is what we-a-live for. Come on Luigi!”
“Noo!” Luigi cried out, “I can't! Because I'm-a... I... uh... I'm-a-having a baby!”
“Alright, Luigi, you can stay home. I can probably take care-a-of this a Bowser myself anyway. Tell me when you're done with-a-the baby.”
“Okey-dokey,” Luigi sighed as Mario left the door, “That was-a-close one... I'll go make use of myself. Maybe I can impress big bro!”
Meanwhile, Waluigi rubbed his hands together deviously. As he headed over to Peach's Castle again, he recapped to himself.
“At last,” he said, “My plan is near fruition. Now since those two pests are off to free their pesky Princess I can slip by unnoticed and claim the throne of the Mushroom Kingdom!”
Waluigi shoved the gates of Peach's Castle wide open and screamed, “WALUIGI TIME!”
Luigi was nearby, shining Peach's throne. When he noticed Waluigi, he looked over at him. “So you have arrived, scoundrel,” the green hero growled.
“Waa?!” Waluigi said, concerned and shocked, “I thought I had this in the bag! Looks like we'll have to settle this with an action-packed showdown.”
Luigi stood up, clenching his fists and giving Waluigi a cold stare, “So be it...”
Waluigi jumped through the air and swiftly kicked his feet, which hit Luigi in the face and knocked him down on to his knees.
Luigi looked up, and as Waluigi swung his leg in a roundhouse kick Luigi quickly counter attacked it with a back-flip kick, knocking Waluigi back.
Waluigi threw a tennis ball at Luigi, which he had rolled over to dodge and jumped on Waluigi's head.
“Owie!” Waluigi cried, “Time-out! Be right back, loser.”
Waluigi ran as fast as his feet could carry him through a secret passage to Bowser's Castle. He arrived at the castle, and as Bowser was laughing at his new prize he pulled out an extra large sack and bagged both Bowser and Peach.
Running back, only slower with Bowser and Peach weighing him down, he busted back into the Castle where Luigi had patiently waited.
“Wa-Waluigi has br-brought back a s-secret weapon!” Waluigi announced, while still catching his breath.
He opened the large sack and Bowser emerged out. “I command that you destroy him!” Waluigi ordered Bowser.
Bowser faced Waluigi and breathed fire, turning Waluigi into a crisp and he simply stated, “I don't take commands from anybody.”
Waluigi rose back from the ashes like a phoenix, and exited the building saying, “...Waluigi... will... return...”
The castle grew silent for a moment as Luigi, Peach, and Bowser stood in place. Soon after Waluigi left he broke the door down with one foot and screamed, “TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!”
The scream Waluigi had unleashed caused everybody to go nearly deaf and cover their ears. Waluigi then kicked off some stylish dance moves, and either out of beauty or disgust (Most likely disgust) they all fell unconscious.
Waluigi let out a maniacal laugh as once again everything was going just as planned. One by one, he dragged the knocked out bodies into the dungeon where he locked them in jail.
CHAPTER 1
It was an average day in Toad Town. A green mustached toad sat gently on a rocking chair on his front porch. Then a young, blue spotted toad rushed out of the door.
“Daddy!” he yelled.
“Hey sport,” the old toad said, “Why don't you get us some fresh mushrooms from the market?”
The father handed his son several coins and sent him off to the market.
The toad arrived at the market and asked the clerk, “I'll have a mushroom, please.” And handed over the money.
He stuffed the mushroom that was bigger than his head in a bag and waddled towards his home.
But as he was returning, a long leg coated in dark gray overalls stepped out from a dark nearby alley. As his other leg had come out too, his full body was shown. He was at least seven feet tall, and wore mostly purple and gray. His limbs were as thin as sticks and his mustache looked like the one an old western highwayman.
He glared down at the kid with his teeth shining and cried out, “Waa!”
The young toad dropped the mushroom and instantly recognized the plumber.
“Purple Wario?!” he cried, “What are you doing here?!”
“WHAAA?” the man screamed, infuriated, “What do you mean you don't recognize the great and powerful Waluigi?!”
“... don't you mean Luigi?”
Waluigi grated his teeth in frustration and leaned down towards the kid. “Look kid, do I look anything like that fatso Wario?”
Before the toad could answer, Waluigi pointed at his face, “No, I don't. Now step aside... it's Waluigi Time...”
He rose his foot and buried the child into concrete with merely 3 stomps. Waluigi flopped his legs around as he set off to Peach's Castle.
Meanwhile...
Bowser, King of all Koopas and the usurper king of a volcanic region, sat upon his abnormally large throne with his hand to his chin. At least forty koopatrols were along the path guarding him, lava flowed through rivers all over, all the doors were locked, the security was unbreachable.
“Bwahahaha!” Bowser exclaimed, “This is the best castle design yet! That overweight joke of a hero isn't going to whip past us so easily now! It'll cost him so many lives he'll give up trying on the first world! Speaking of lives, how's that Item Block Removal Program working out?”
“Nicely, sir,” a nearby Koopatrol said, “We successfully rummaged through all item blocks in worlds one through five. The contents have been delivered by our aerial division to the storage room in this here castle, which is under heavy guard. Without a doubt, Mario won't be getting past our security systems so easily this time around.”
“Good to hear,” Bowser laughed with extreme pride, “Nothing else is standing in our way currently, correct?”
“Not that we know of, but Mario and the gang always have some tricks up their sleeves. Don't get cocky because Mario might have some new powers that will take us out before we know it or some new friends that help him beat you... again. Remember the last time you got so proud of yourself, th-”
“Shut up,” Bowser griped, “I'll boil the next person who reminds me of that time. Now go load the troops in the airship so we can steal Princess Peach.”
“Affirmative.”
The Koopatrol shot off to alarm Bowser's minions.
“This time, my plan is truly unstoppable. Nothing and ruin it. Not even Mario...”
Several hours later, the airships returned to Bowser's Castle. Before Bowser asked, a Koopatrol scurried towards Bowser.
“S-sir!” a Koopatrol panicked, “Th-th-the the uh the Pr-p-pri-princ-”
“Get on with it!” Bowser roared with frustration.
“THE PRINCESS IS GONE!”
Bowser went silent for a few moments, gaping. “Wh-what do you mean she's gone?!”
“We checked all over Toad Town! No sign! Just toads, and Mario wiped a few of our men out!”
“STUPID tricks! Stupid, stupid, stupid! No matter how ingenious my plans are, SOMETHING just HAS to come along and crush my hopes, and every remaining shard that came out of it! Usually Mario simply weasels his way through a hole in my... er, previous plans... but this? This is just flat out cheap! Who's the wise guy behind this anyway?!”
Bowser sat on his throne as his soldiers cowered and panicked silently throughout the castle, unaware of what punishment Bowser would be handing out. As Bowser thought on his throne a brown, patched bag about the size of an adult human fell onto his lap. Bowser looked behind his shoulder and past his throne, and then he was met face to face with large, shiny teeth.
Bowser jumped back in surprise, and there was Waluigi standing behind this throne. Bowser leaned over and grabbed the bag, peeking in and inside was Princess Peach.
“What the...” Bowser speechlessly said, “How did you... what did you...”
Waluigi simply stated, “Waluigi time is coming soon,” and darted off to the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser scratched his head... why would Waluigi, somebody he rarely contacts, just hand over Princess Peach to him? Knowing who Waluigi is, it's probably not to help Bowser... or anybody... except himself...
CHAPTER 2
Mario sat on a rocking chair in his front porch, napping with his cap covering his eyes, when a toad rushed up to him and tugged his overalls.
“P-princess Peach is g-gone!” he cried out.
“Not again...” Mario groaned, “Oh well, this is what we-a-live for. Come on Luigi!”
“Noo!” Luigi cried out, “I can't! Because I'm-a... I... uh... I'm-a-having a baby!”
“Alright, Luigi, you can stay home. I can probably take care-a-of this a Bowser myself anyway. Tell me when you're done with-a-the baby.”
“Okey-dokey,” Luigi sighed as Mario left the door, “That was-a-close one... I'll go make use of myself. Maybe I can impress big bro!”
Meanwhile, Waluigi rubbed his hands together deviously. As he headed over to Peach's Castle again, he recapped to himself.
“At last,” he said, “My plan is near fruition. Now since those two pests are off to free their pesky Princess I can slip by unnoticed and claim the throne of the Mushroom Kingdom!”
Waluigi shoved the gates of Peach's Castle wide open and screamed, “WALUIGI TIME!”
Luigi was nearby, shining Peach's throne. When he noticed Waluigi, he looked over at him. “So you have arrived, scoundrel,” the green hero growled.
“Waa?!” Waluigi said, concerned and shocked, “I thought I had this in the bag! Looks like we'll have to settle this with an action-packed showdown.”
Luigi stood up, clenching his fists and giving Waluigi a cold stare, “So be it...”
Waluigi jumped through the air and swiftly kicked his feet, which hit Luigi in the face and knocked him down on to his knees.
Luigi looked up, and as Waluigi swung his leg in a roundhouse kick Luigi quickly counter attacked it with a back-flip kick, knocking Waluigi back.
Waluigi threw a tennis ball at Luigi, which he had rolled over to dodge and jumped on Waluigi's head.
“Owie!” Waluigi cried, “Time-out! Be right back, loser.”
Waluigi ran as fast as his feet could carry him through a secret passage to Bowser's Castle. He arrived at the castle, and as Bowser was laughing at his new prize he pulled out an extra large sack and bagged both Bowser and Peach.
Running back, only slower with Bowser and Peach weighing him down, he busted back into the Castle where Luigi had patiently waited.
“Wa-Waluigi has br-brought back a s-secret weapon!” Waluigi announced, while still catching his breath.
He opened the large sack and Bowser emerged out. “I command that you destroy him!” Waluigi ordered Bowser.
Bowser faced Waluigi and breathed fire, turning Waluigi into a crisp and he simply stated, “I don't take commands from anybody.”
Waluigi rose back from the ashes like a phoenix, and exited the building saying, “...Waluigi... will... return...”
The castle grew silent for a moment as Luigi, Peach, and Bowser stood in place. Soon after Waluigi left he broke the door down with one foot and screamed, “TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!”
The scream Waluigi had unleashed caused everybody to go nearly deaf and cover their ears. Waluigi then kicked off some stylish dance moves, and either out of beauty or disgust (Most likely disgust) they all fell unconscious.
Waluigi let out a maniacal laugh as once again everything was going just as planned. One by one, he dragged the knocked out bodies into the dungeon where he locked them in jail.
Too hilarious.
I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT MY BOOK NOT WAIFUS!