Post by solidfalcon3 on Nov 5, 2015 20:05:14 GMT -5
I want M&L Bowser to complain that teaming up with his Paper counterpart is even worser than teaming up with Antasma.
That's and Shopkeeper Antasma too (but mostly because i think killing him was a bad idea since we could have a villain who would be actively trying to kill Bowser which would lead to interesting things)
Another scene I'd like to see is where Dimentio comes out of the book and threatens to destroy the world. But Fawful appears and accuses Dimentio of mocking him. They bicker for a while and Fawful finally shouts, "I HAVE OUTRAGE!" and transforms into Dark Fawful. Dimentio then turns into Super Dimentio (with Mr. L, who appears out of nowhere for the sake of transforming). They then start growing and a new character named Lilly the Fairy or something explains that the Prognosticus of Average Brightness foretold of Fawful and Dimentio growing this tall and fighting. She then goes on to say her father never loved her and her mom died from a Starman overdose. This is never brought up again, but the Prognosticus of Average Brightness foretold that it wouldn't, so it's all good.
Back to Fawful and Dimentio, they're finally at their peak height and dramatic music plays. They then start gingerly slapping each other. Everyone starts losing their fucking minds, especially Bowser, who is peeing his pants and crying for his mommy. The Prognosticus of Average Brightness foretold he would do so. Lilly the Fairy then says, "ONLY TRUE LOVE'S KISS CAN SAVE THE WORLD!" So she makes Fawful and Dimentio kiss. They stop fighting and return to normal. They then fall in love and get married. The Prognosticus of Average Brightness then foretells that they have a kid named Fawfmentio. It also says Fawfmentio will be the antagonist of the next Paper Mario, but that's actually not true because not every fucking prediction is true.
And then Mario says, "also I was here thanks for playing"
Bowser launches a full-on siege at Toad Town/Peach's Castle with all his minions. In the meantime, Waluigi steals whatever you have to collect in the game and becomes a god. Then he vaporizes both armies, including Mario and Luigi, and takes over the Mushroom Kingdom.