Which is like four of us, counting you. I never read my mail, so it all evens out for me. Apparently putting names in the mail title is stupid though. I should have put like "Pennington64" or something. Ah well, next time. I swear I will not spam you. Watch out for ButterFinger and Fawful though, those guys are look shady to me.
Pennington mistakes Mario for Luigi, so I figured if I called you Luigi I'd be like him. Rudimentary, my dear Marty-o!
You can call me Peaches! I've always wanted somebody to call me Peaches.
No, don't do it! That's soooo creepy! Kirby-kins is acceptable though. Or Diddy Boo, or Pennington Pie!