Save: The hornets sting Roger a billion times, and he survives so he gets a spot in the Guinness World Records Book for "Most Endured Pain" and a huge check of cash, which gives him enough money to repair himself at the hospital!
Save: A winged Megalodon that only awakens on the 27th of July on leap years in the Atlantic Ocean happened to come by and caught Roger, and soared through the sky then dropped him off on the Astronomy Tower at Hogwarts where Darth Vader sat on the 27th night of every other month. Vader came along and carried Roger home, then comforting him at the Death Star where he gave him front seats to see the Death Star destroy Earth.
