You are worthy! Especially if that Luigi painting is legit. He might get mad otherwise. Watch out for that.
I knew you would assign me Pennington eventually! ^_^
I would go around my neighborhood solving useless crimes and accusing the neighbors of being criminals until me and Pennington were banished. We would then start our own TV program "Pennington and Rain's Most Wanted" where we solve the world's biggest mysteries, such as where does the moon go during the day. Obviously the sun killed the moon and is trying to hide the evidence!
I would move into that empty house in Twilight Town with her and spend all our time looking at the beautiful moon and dusky sky, and maybe exploring the Twilit Trail and visiting Creepy Steeple!
What would you do if you met Lord Crump? Buh huh...
I would make a new show featuring the Axem Rangers and Myself AKA Rain Ranger beating up on, uh, breakfast cereal mascots while a catchy theme song plays in the background!
Then you would promptly get your butt whipped, except King K is weak, so probably not.
Daisy?! DAISY! Did you ask knowing that I despise her?! I'd strangle her, of course, after forcing her to listen to her voice clips and while screaming "Hi, I'm Daisy!"
What would you do if you met Bowser, huh?! You like it? Want now, Fancy pants?!
I'd sit down with her and watch the stars, actually. That is it. We would watch the stars. Pretty peaceful actually. Granted, we would be in space while watching them! Space ride!
I'd rub his tummy until he coughs up all that food from his cage fight. Then I would eat that thrown-up food hoping to gain Midbus-like powers and maybe turn pink, I need more color.
I would pair Punchinello up with Flurrie and Doopliss giving him the stardom he so desires, while also producing perhaps the most horrifying play in existence with a cast like that!