I would become a crew member on his ship while secretly taking his treasure and investing it in the Glitz Pit and Lottery! Then I would become the richest man in Rogueport and make Flavio the third richest.
I would make him and his syndicate move into the ghetto and give Ishnail and the Robbo Gang the rich district and parlor.
What would you do if you met Marilyn? (No, pairing her up with Flurrie to form a Curvy Ladies Club does not count as an answer, so do not even think about it, buster!)