VAIKE FTW "Also, I have a request. If you were to see me again, I ask that you not talk to me, for I am on duty. ...Actually, yes, yes, you may speak to me. You must. Not because I am lonely, no, no! You must inform me of bad guys! You must inform me of any happenings!"
This is said by one of the most hilarious Nintendo RPG NPCs in his debut game, which is a third version of one of my most played Nintendo DS games