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Jake's stupid quest Nov 12, 2016 11:44:54 GMT -5

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Post by Jake on Nov 12, 2016 11:44:54 GMT -5

Sup guys this is a game about Jake.I think it will be fun!I begin a story and you need to continue it!I will help you the story,when i think you will need my help

Prologue:
On the New York's streets a teen named Jake walks.Suddenly he fall in a manhole.He wakes up.
Jake:-oh great...very great!How i get out there now...

Chapter 1:
Now you need to continue the story.Good luck guys and don't forget,make it how stupid and funny you can! ^-^

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Jake's stupid quest Nov 12, 2016 12:27:23 GMT -5 Jake likes this

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Chapter 1:

Jake falls into the sewer water and is rescued by MERMAID RAIN! MerMAN Rain! MERRAIN! MERMAIN! Yes, MERMAIN!

Mermain: Hey man, you just fell onto my head! I think you need to learn some manners!

Jake: I am sorry! I came from the broken home and was looking for some bricks to fix the broken home so that the breeze does not come in and make me ill for most of my life.

Mermain: @_@ This got dark. Go away!

Jake: No, we have to be friends now. It is the rule of stories.

Mermain: Oh, yeah! We shall be best buds now. Let's go to Chapter 2 soon! I heard that hot chicks might be there.

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Jake's stupid quest Nov 12, 2016 12:49:03 GMT -5

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Post by Jake on Nov 12, 2016 12:49:03 GMT -5

Menian transform into a boat.
Jake:-Let's go arrr!
Suddenly they found a HUGE toiled
Tyey fall in it.
Jake:-Oh no!
Merian:NUUUU,oh wait i have magic Merian powers
Jake:-Yay!
But Jake's brother was appear on the toilet's lid.
Jake:-Zack!
Zack:-Mwahahaha! I will drown you in the toilet water!
Jake:-Ok...Did you found the bricks
Zack:-Yes...But will break your little hovel with these bricks and i will get a dance party on it.After i will eat it with some ketchup!
Jake:-Yay!Dance party...Srry i want to say nu ketchup,Ketchup is bad!!!
Zack:-Too bad bro!mwhahahaha!
Zack flush the toilet.
Jake:-Yay i like to spin.Hey toiled,do u want to be my frand...
The toilet joined in Jake's Stupid Quest

Chapter 2:

Last Edit: Nov 12, 2016 13:03:30 GMT -5 by Jake

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Jake's stupid quest Nov 12, 2016 13:02:21 GMT -5 Jake likes this

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Chapter 2:

Mermain: Jake, I think you may have some worms in your head. You called me Merian! I am not a lady! From now on I will be known as...Rainy!

Rainy: See, I told you I am now officially Rainy.

Jake: You interrupted the story and now we have bad flow, unlike this toilet water that has great flow.

Rainy: It is okay, Jake. I still love you and accept you as a human bean.

Zack: Do not ignore me!

Rainy: I also accept you as a human bean.

Zack: Okay then we will all travel together and be the best buds as well.

Jake: No, brother. I want some time apart from you because you dance too much.

Zack:

You have never accepted me! *kills self*

Rainy: Oh no, now you have no brother.

Jake: This chapter sucks!

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Jake's stupid quest Nov 12, 2016 13:12:30 GMT -5

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Post by Jake on Nov 12, 2016 13:12:30 GMT -5

Jake:-

;Oh look...a bush.
Rainy:-wow he is look so sexy!!!
Jake:-These guy needs to be we friend!
The bush joined in Jake's Stupid Quest.Hes ability is to look sexy.
The ketchup king was appear.
Jake:-Oh nu,I hate Ketchup!!!
Rainy:-Don't worry Jake we have the toilet!
King:- IS ILLEGAL TO TOUCH AND LOOK AT THE BUSHES!YOU NEED TO DIE NOW!
Jake:-nuu!!This place is rlly bad!First my brother was Killed self,and now the ketchup king want to kill me!!!

Last Edit: Nov 12, 2016 13:16:49 GMT -5 by Jake

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Jake's stupid quest Nov 12, 2016 13:19:56 GMT -5 Jake likes this

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Chapter 3:

Rainy: Oh no, the chapter changed abruptly!

Jake: Yes, Rainy. That happens whenever ketchup is involved.

Rainy: I hate ketchup, but at least I have Bush! *hold up Bush as Zelda music plays*

Bush: Put me down, Rainy. I do not like to be touched that way. I am not an object.

Rainy: I think we need to find the Mustard Man. He can beat the Ketchup King. Also I saved the Bush because I am a Tree Hugger.

*The group travels to Mustard Mainland* This story is brought to you by Jerry Jackson Films.

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Jake's stupid quest Nov 12, 2016 14:14:31 GMT -5

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Post by Jake on Nov 12, 2016 14:14:31 GMT -5

Jake:-Oh this is a great idea,Rainy!
Rainy:-let's go to the Mustard man!
They goes to the Mustard Man's house.
Mustard man:-I waited you,Jake and Riany
Jake:-how you know we name
Mustard man:Because i need some guys to fix my toilet and i hear you're good with fixing toilets.
Rainy:-...We don't know how to fix toilets...but we have a HUGE one.
Mustard man i don't need a HUGE oiled,i just want to fix my toilet
Jake:- I know the solution,but if we fix your toilet you need to help we to defeat the Ketchup king
Mustard man:-Ok i will help you!
Jake calls Mario
Mario comes
Mario:-It's-a me,Mario!
Jake:-can u fix the toilet,plz?
Mario begin to fix the toiled and super mario theme start,but he crashes
Super Mario Plumber Simulator.exe has stopped working because you're too fat!
Rainy:-e.e...Let's use the toilet.
Rainy puts the toilet on the ground.
The toilet fix the Mustard man's toiled.
Mustard man:-Yay my toilet is fixed!Ok guys jump on my toilet,she can teleport we anywhere i want.
Jake:-Teleport we to Ketchup king's castle
The group travels to the Ketchup king's castle

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Jake's stupid quest Nov 12, 2016 15:43:07 GMT -5

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Mustard Man: Rainy and Jake, I believe we should go out with a bang.

Rainy: I, uh... that thing you said. I am not sure. I am really confused.

Mustard Man: It is okay, Rainy. You will not be confused anymore.

Rainy: See, Jake. He is a really good friend.

*group arrived in Ketchup Castle*

Mustard Man: This place makes me SICK! Ketchup ruins hotdogs! Even Glitzville was defiled by this KETCHUP!

Ketchup King: What is this nonsense?! I hate toilets now because you guys keep popping out of them and I can never have a quiet moment.

Jake: Have at you!

Mustard Man: MUSTARD BOMB!

Ketchup King: MY eyes! I have been....

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Jake's stupid quest Nov 12, 2016 15:53:32 GMT -5

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Post by Jake on Nov 12, 2016 15:53:32 GMT -5

Ketchup king:-Oh no i'm allergic at mustard.
Ketchup king explode
Jake:-Yuck,ketchup is now anywhere!
Waluigi comes.
Waluigi:-Hey king i have some hotdogs...
Jake:-Oh no,is Waluigi
Mustard man and rainy:-Nuuuu!
Rainy:-Wait...Who is waluigi...
Waluigi:I's-a me Waluigi
Rainy:-e.e I know that...

Ok continue the story,i go to sleep because at mine is 10:52 pm!

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Jake's stupid quest Nov 12, 2016 16:15:47 GMT -5

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Rainy: Waluigi must die!

Jake: Get the hammers!

*group beats Waluigi to death*

Rainy: Sometimes a life is born and sometimes a life is ended.

Jake: Rainy, have you ever wondered what the inside of somebody is looking like?

Rainy: No.

Jake: I will take part of Waluigi as a trophy and I want to thank you for helping me.

*group throws Waluigi in river*

Rainy: I feel very much alive but also like a part of me is missing and fallen into the river like that Waluigi we killed. I go swimming to look for it and there is lots of rocks and seaweed.

Jake: What chapter is this?

Rainy: I lost the plot.

Jake: At least Waluigi is dead. That is the important part.

Rainy: Pass me my vodka! I cannot face the world without it!

*group celebrates*

Rainy: Oh no, Wario is out for revenge!

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Jake's stupid quest Nov 13, 2016 3:26:47 GMT -5

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Post by Jake on Nov 13, 2016 3:26:47 GMT -5

Jake is dunk.
Jake:-Waluigi,i thought we killed u!
Wario:-I not Waluigi,little snack,I'm Wario and...Wait vodka?!?
Jake:-Wait guys i forgot my reply,Jerry!
Jerry gives Jake the Scenario
Rainy:-Rlly Jake... e.e
Jake:-sorry guys do you never forgot your reply
Mustard man and Rainy:-Yes!
Jake:-

...Ok i'm officially noob
The cameraman:-Do you know i recorded all...
Jerry:-What...Seriously?!?

Great...Just great!We need to recording this scene again!!

Last Edit: Nov 13, 2016 9:45:17 GMT -5 by Jake

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Jake's stupid quest Nov 20, 2016 11:33:22 GMT -5

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Rainy: That cameraman is not very good. I have fired him and hired Falcon Boy!

Falcon Boy: No, leave me out of this I am not good with the technologies.

Jake: Guys, you have forgot the quest!

Rainy: That's right! We are here to see Linkin Park play.

Jake: Rainy, I do not believe Linkin Park is playing.

Rainy: What?! *throws Jake out window*

Wario:

(these guys are insane)

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Jake's stupid quest Dec 13, 2016 11:34:37 GMT -5

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Post by Jake on Dec 13, 2016 11:34:37 GMT -5

Rainy: What?*throws Wario out window too*
Wario: Wow!i don'd feel any pain!is so soft down here!
Jake: Because you're standing on me!!!
Wario:Oops,sorry*Wario get up from Jake*
Jake: Oh i know now how a paper feels
Huley: Oh good joke!
Jake: OMG,go away!*Trows Huley far away and it explode*
Linkin Park play a song
Jake and Rainy: Wooohoo
Jerry: What the heck are you doing???
Jake and Rainy: We dance!
*Jerry slaps hes face*
Jerry: Let's begin again the filming.
Falcon Boy:But boss...How to tun on this toaster?

Last Edit: Dec 13, 2016 11:41:20 GMT -5 by Jake

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